Snaaaake!

I'm pretty sure Aids will read this post with orgasmic delight. Type niya to eh.

First pictures of Snake Eyes for the GI Joe movie.

Click to see a bigger, better, snakier version

He'll be played by Ray Park (who played Darth Maul and Toad in the X-Men movie). For some reason, in my mind, he was the same person who played Gollum. Which I know he's not. Because if I was wrong, it would be disturbing. Because I've always found Snake Eyes to be hot. And if Gollum's under there...well...ew. Haha!

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